JPs bakery

Here's what I want to say about JPs gluten free pastries/bakery: If you have a chance, GO. Your waistline may not thank you, but your taste buds will.

This little bakery is tucked into a storefront in Benson, North Carolina. I travel to the Raleigh/Durham area for work frequently, and I have never been able to make it into the store before they close, since it's about an hour's drive from where I'm working.

HOWEVER I had a few free hours Friday afternoon, so I hopped into the car with enthusiasm and gleefully took a small road trip.

I went slightly nuts, trying to grab a little of everything.

I loved the fact that they had blondie and cheesecake samplers, so I didn't have to choose flavors. Solid option, there.

After taking a little bite of everything, I have to say I'm pretty impressed.

The pumpkin bread was a little crumbly and the cupcakes were good but nothing special, but the blondies and cheesecake were fantastic. The cinnamon roll was perfection, with a good frosting ratio. I wish I would have bought more of them.

(I have seen pictures of cream cheese danishes on their instagram page, and was looking forward to sampling those, but I didn't see them in the store.)

The real star of the show, though, was those Hawaiian rolls.

Oh, my word. I don't know what kind of magic is involved in baking those little rolls, but they are out of this world.

I had to freeze them to keep myself from devouring the entire package at once.

So, overall if you're looking for a gluten free treat that's completely worth an hour's drive, check out JP's.

grillin' and chillen

I want to talk about how I received a fantastic housewarming gift.

Since I no longer live with a man who does all the grilling, I figured it was time to learn for myself.

(Because kabobs in the oven are certainly doable, but just don't have that same pizazz.)

I wanted a charcoal grill, because I feel like a gas grill is not much more than turning on the stove.

One of my favorite people decided to do some research and got me a grill.

This Gas2Coal grill is the best of both worlds. As a grilling newbie, I really appreciate how easy it is to light the coals, and how easy it is to convert between gas and coal use.

It even has a side burner that I've used to cook broccoli and brussels sprouts in a cast iron skillet while the meat grills. The best part is I don't heat up the house, and there's something so satisfying about learning how to use a new tool.

Basically, I'm so damn excited to grill ALL THE THINGS!

why, margaritas?

I made a rookie mistake this afternoon. I was at a party and neglected to ask the hostess about every single item that went in my mouth.

The unlikely culprit? A margarita. It is cinco de mayo, after all. I had just finished my first one when my belly started to feel little weird. I didn't suspect gluten and figured it was because I've been eating a lot of junk food lately (plus I had just consumed a margarita at 3 o'clock in the afternoon.) Figured I'd drink some water and visit the vegetable tray instead of the nacho bar and I'd be fine.

What could be bad about the refreshing combination of limes and tequila on a beautiful sunny afternoon? Well, nothing.

Except when the hostess's secret ingredient is a little bit of Corona. I happened to notice she was making another batch and boom, she nonchalantly popped the bottles open and they happily glugged their way into the pitcher.

My stomach turned again and a feeling of dread washed over me. I didn't even taste or smell the beer when I drank it. Shit.

I knew I had to act fast. Some glutenings are more severe than others, but no glutening ends up good.

I usually have some activated charcoal* capsules in my purse, but this time I didn't have any with me. I practically ran out of the party and fortunately it was only a few minutes from my house.

I took the meds as soon as I could and started pushing water and drinking ginger tea.

Overall, I was able to avoid the worst symptoms, but even the best-managed glutening is not fun.

Really bummed that I had to cancel my plans for the evening. I'd been looking forward to them all week. It's been so long since I've had to cancel plans for a tummy-related issue. I'm so MAD at myself for being careless.

Constant vigilance!

*Now, we know that once gluten is consumed there's nothing you can do; there's no reversal of the gluten hitting your system. You're gluten-screwed.

Although lots of claims have been made, I have not seen any studies that test the ability of charcoal to adsorb gluten.
I take it just in case it does. Maybe future studies will prove this? Plus I have found that it does help with the symptoms of being glutened.
(Keep in mind that if you take any other medications within 2 hours of the charcoal (pepto, immodium, zofran, etc), they will not be as effective.)

Chipotle

Sometimes you make dinner plans. Then sometimes when you're on the way to the restaurant, burritos pop into your cute friend's brain and the next thing you know, you're headed to a different restaurant.

Restaurant spontaneity can be scary if you have celiac disease. The unknown! Quick, do a google search! Typically scenarios like that end up with a sad, overpriced salad in exchange for good company, which is not terrible because at least I don't get sick.

However this time, the new route led us to Chipotle. Thankfully, they've got an easy, mobile-friendly allergen menu, which I was able to quickly pull up on my phone and order WITHOUT holding up the line. Sweet.

So I happily enjoyed my bowl (with guac, duh), and suffered no ill-effects from the spontaneous restaurant choice. Gotta love that.

True Food Kitchen, Austin

You know how I keep mentioning how awesome Austin is for gluten free noms?

Well I've got another one for ya. True Food Kitchen.

In addition to the fantastic weather on the patio and custom mimosas, the menu was very clearly marked with several gluten free options. Which always makes my little heart sing, mimosas or not.

I had the inside out quinoa burger with a side of kale salad, planning to eat half and take the rest home for late-night post-bar noms.

Yeah, that didn't happen. The darn thing was SO GOOD. I kept eating and the next thing I knew, I was staring at quinoa crumbs.

No regrets.

Wildwood Bakehouse

My recent travel adventures have taken me to Austin, which is about the gluten-friendliest place I've ever been. Not only do waiters know what you're talking about when you say the words, "gluten free," but there are several restaurants that are ENTIRELY gluten free.

Like Wildwood Bakehouse, a cute little COMPLETELY GLUTEN FREE restaurant with an impressive menu.

I was particularly thrilled to see plain old chicken tenders on the menu, because I haven't had anything breaded and fried in years! Which is probably a good thing.

My pretty sister, who suggested the place, ordered a pasta dish (which I got to TRY) and it was good. My breaded and fried chicken tenders with fries were crispy and tasty and excellent.

Of course, when I find a gluten free bakery, I get some desserts to go.

I wish I could say that I froze them or shared them, but I ate them all. No regrets.

gluten free musings

It's always been hard to safely eat at restaurants. But lately, I think it's gotten harder.

I think it's due to the whole "gluten free" movement and many restaurants now offer "gluten-friendly" dishes with a big fat disclaimer about how you should only eat them if you're gluten intolerant and they're not meant for those with Celiac disease.

Gee, thanks.

Eating gluten free has become a fad. In the past, you'd utter the word gluten and no one knew what you were talking about. Now, everyone knows that word, but few fully understand what it means.

Many restaurants now offer a gluten free menu but take zero precautions to avoid cross contamination in the kitchen.

I can't tell you how many times I've been excited to see "gluten free" on a menu and gotten sick because of that.

As a result, I'm skeptical of all gluten free claims. Yes, gluten free is everywhere but it's frequently not safe for celiacs.

For now, I'm avoiding all restaurants unless it's a 100% gluten free kitchen, because I'm tired of getting sick after ordering off of the "gluten free" menu.

Even if they say they take measures to prevent contamination, you never really know what goes on in the kitchen. All it takes is one tiny mistake to contaminate something.

It's not worth it.

Just another wave in Celiac adventures!